Assassins Creed Tshirt Competition…
So the game is technically released tomorrow however im sure that some of you have managed to sneakily get copies beforehand
Anyway
I got a free Assassins Creed tshirt today, (its still in its packaging) and i thought id be nice and give it away to the community
They are pretty limited in number, arent going to be sold anywhere seperately or anything. You may get one if you pre-ordered the game, but thats not definate. Buying the special edition will NOT get you one.
So if you havent pre-ordered and recieved it yet, chances are i am your only way of getting one.
Think you might want it?
The competition is easy to enter, simply comment this post telling me why Altair rocks your socks.. (and leave a contact email)
No more than 20 words.
Please make them funny 
I decide which wins it. All decisions are final
Gogogo
Jamie says:
Why Altair rocks my socks? Altair is so energetic, limber, healthy and thorough in what he does. He hides his identity yet that adds an extra affect to his secrecy, which is awesome! Hes hooded, cloaked and is so loyal he cuts of one of his fingers for the Hashashi, so loyal he would jump to his death for the Hashashi, so loyal he would die for the Hashashi. He operates undettered by the deaths he causes and is not intimidated by anyone or anything.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Geek says:
Altair is the most awesome assassin ever, I’ve wanted a game like this ever since Mario 64 came out for the N64. An open ended climbing huge city assassin game, and Altair delivers! He’s fucking badass with all his weapons and parkour. Love im.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Obiwan76 says:
Altair is Death from above!! Great game love it
November 15th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
cooldude6681 says:
Altaïr is cool.
He pwns people with his blade,
Fighting with honor.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
ayb says:
altair has nice and big blade
November 15th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Chikkenstorm says:
Altaïr rocks my socks, because he’s really good at disguising; he has all those weapons and the still the guards think he’s a monk.
And that’s exactly 20 (if you don’t count the “Altaïr rockss my socks”
)
November 15th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
spazzoo1024 says:
Altair is super strong, super agile, and super sexy
lol this is coming from a guy jk im not homo XD
exactly 20! yayy
November 15th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
McLovin says:
Altair curb-stomped Chuck Norris
November 15th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Joe says:
how can altair not rock someones socks? hes like god on earth. he should be an inspiration and icon to anyone and there should be a whole army of altairs. ill narrow it down abit, he makes superman look like a puff, bat man a social reject and spider man a failure in a cat suit… Altair is a hero!!!
November 15th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Joe says:
sorry i went over 20 words, Does it still count?
November 15th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Bran! says:
Altair rocks my coc… socks because his blade is very big and kills people without thought.
November 15th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
admin says:
No, if its over 20 words try again
November 15th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
membernametaken says:
Altair rocks my socks because, with his fashion sense, it probably takes him hours to get dressed just for us.
=) Exactly 20.
Peace!
November 15th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Chris says:
Why Altair rocks my socks?
Altair can slaughter guards with his mini arsenal, and never get a drop of blood on his pearly white robes!
November 15th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Tony says:
Altair rocks my socks because:
He penetrates people with a very sharp object for fun. He looks like he washes his clothes, but he doesn’t.
Wow… 20 Words!
November 15th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Chris says:
Btw hope you don’t count the header on my above post =)
So used to having to restate a question before answering it!
November 15th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Jonny says:
He rocks my Socks because he can knock over loads of Ladies with Vases!
November 15th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Metal FIre says:
Altair rocks my socks Cuz He JUST ROCKS!!!!! HE DOESN’T EVEN NEED A REASON!!! HE ALSO IS IN A VIDEOGAME!!!!!!
November 15th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
ZieL says:
Altair rocks my butt becuz he can do parkour anywhere he wants and nevermakes mistakes, even spiderman can’t win to altair!!! That’s why he is da best
November 15th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
SimonGj says:
McGyver tried to trade his Swiss Army knife for Altaïr’s concealed dagger.
November 15th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Eromu says:
He’s like Chuck Norris, but instead of using a hidden fist under his beard, he has his hidden blade.
November 15th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Brian Hughes says:
I’m naked right now and would really appreciate a shirt.
You stand out in the crowd when you’re naked.
How can I possibly blend in, in order to assassinate people?!
November 15th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
JBlack says:
Altair rocks my socks because well.. lets just say i’m still sore..
November 15th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
Ammar says:
Altair is a master assassin during the time of the crusades, how on earth can that NOT rock your socks.
November 15th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
kathryn says:
Altair rocks my socks because I love having a little man do my will on tv
November 15th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
von wentzky says:
rocks my socks off, he assassinated them in the night and they still have the holes in them. peace
November 15th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Artin Aladadyan says:
well Altair is just a badass. he doesnt give a damn and well he just does shit on his own.
November 15th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
Milan Novakovic says:
Altair rocks because…
…he is truly Chuck Norris
…no average person could outmatch him
…spiderman doesn’t have those kind of skills
…he listens to my every command and yours and other peoples
November 15th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
Michael Antinore says:
Altair rocks my socks cause he’s all like *goes unseen* then POW you be deader than a silent movie.
November 15th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
Captain Spandex says:
Because his favorite band is… *ahem*.. ‘The Eagles’. No? I’ll show myself out.
November 15th, 2007 at 11:55 pm
DrAg0nBoY says:
Altair rocks because he looks cool in his clothes and kills without being noticed.
November 16th, 2007 at 12:57 am
Chokito says:
He’s a medieval Sam Fisher who saws like an eagle, kills gleefully
with today politicians what a way to be.
November 16th, 2007 at 3:31 am
janys says:
Because he loves to touch everybody in the crowd in a very sexual manner while making his way through
November 16th, 2007 at 4:34 am
Callum says:
There is only two words that can describe Altair and that is ” Badass Killer”
November 16th, 2007 at 6:41 am
Dakota says:
He rocks my socks by playing guitar hero III on expert, he doesnt miss notes… he creates them.
November 16th, 2007 at 6:52 am
Dakota says:
He rocks because he plays guitar hero III on expert, only he doesnt miss notes… he creates them.
November 16th, 2007 at 7:25 am
Labok says:
Why Altair rocks? My cat got stuck up a tree and he climbed up and got it as if it was nothing! Altair FTW!!
November 16th, 2007 at 8:59 am
NOXER says:
Altair rocks because he takes a leap of faith…in my pants!
November 16th, 2007 at 9:01 am
BalekFekete says:
Altair is the 12th century incarnation of Chuck Norris, no matter what that whiney punk on the table may say.
November 16th, 2007 at 10:23 am
coalhalo says:
“Nothing is true. Everything is permissible.”: Hassan-I-Sabbah
Altair is too cool for school, but Desmond can make a mean cocktail.
November 16th, 2007 at 11:37 am
Lyth says:
Altair rocks?
Altair’s hidden dagger makes Chuck Norris look like the democrats in front of congress.
November 16th, 2007 at 11:45 am
luke says:
altair altair altair with tear you apart just like the humour in this post wont but dont worry. im off for a curry.
p.s. you posted my video on your blog and so i should get an advantage
November 16th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
John says:
wanna know why Altair rocks? Cos when the boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks the closet for Altair!
November 16th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Jc says:
Altair rocks my socks:
because he doesn’t need a sundial to tell the time, he know’s it’s time to kick some ass.
November 16th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
membernametaken says:
“Why Altair rocks? My cat got stuck up a tree and he climbed up and got it as if it was nothing! Altair FTW!!” - Labok
Winner. =P
November 16th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Derek says:
Altair is so cool that when he jumps in the lake, he doesn’t get wet, the lake gets Altair.
November 16th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Daryll says:
Why Altair rocks my socks?
He would be the only guy I would go gay for.
November 16th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
dutchtom says:
Altair rocks my socks because I’ve been looking at him prance around my screen for about 24 hours straight.
November 16th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
Kevin K. says:
Altair rocks my socks because i love you <3 xoxo
November 16th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
Hodad says:
Because he can slice, dice and julienne opponents better than a K-Tel “Dial-A-Slice”…. Get Ubi’s “Altair-inator” Now!!
November 17th, 2007 at 12:08 am
maddog111 says:
boom shaka laka Altair Is Boom Shaka Laka..He Kills The Shiki Poom Taa while drinkin boom shaka laka lol
November 17th, 2007 at 2:23 am
Maria Francesca Roca says:
Altair rocks my socks…
because Jade Raymond produced his game and won the hearts of fanboys all over the world.
November 17th, 2007 at 7:58 am
THORP KAL says:
Altair is the warrior.. with my name on it! fkkn fortitude!i wear a hood even in summer,lost some hair because of it! altair will make baouwulf soil himself!i’de be honored to have the assasins shirt! please?thanks all the best .. thorp kal –> thorpkal@yahoo.com
November 17th, 2007 at 8:11 am
scndl says:
I gained 30 pounds with Altaïr and he still rocks my socks.
November 17th, 2007 at 8:34 am
Falcon says:
LOL Altair is the reason Im going to buy an XBOX 360 just for I can play Assassin’s Creed
November 17th, 2007 at 8:50 am
Subject 17 says:
Altair is the pwnage because he can turn a city into a heap of bodies in 5 minutes.
November 17th, 2007 at 10:23 am
Ben says:
because he shoved rocks into my shoes while i wasn’t looking, then quickly and stealthily killed me
November 17th, 2007 at 10:50 am
Tarvi says:
Altair rocks because he can hide himself in a group of monks without anyone noticing his whole arsenal of weapons!
November 17th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Callum says:
Altair rocks my socks because he’s the most rutheless assassins in the history of the world and hes super slick.
November 17th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Callum says:
Altair can soar like a candy wrapper caught in an updraught and kill like a bird of prey
November 17th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Callum says:
There is only one person i like more than myself and that is Altair ( i seriously mean that)
November 17th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Kevin says:
Altair rocks for one very simple reason…Unlike most politicians…He ALWAYS gets his POINT across.
ALTAIR for PRESIDENT.
November 17th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Sinars says:
Altair rocks my socks because he can walk around and touch people he doesn’t know and rarely get in trouble
November 17th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
Scott says:
Altair is a true hero… He is a loyal assassin with a brain, a cause… and a blade
November 17th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
keith87 says:
Altair simply rocks and roll, period.
November 18th, 2007 at 6:36 am
Oliver says:
Why Altaitr is bad ass?! He owns his opponents in fighting with his blades and fists.
November 18th, 2007 at 6:50 am
Jamey says:
Hmmmm…
Is it the fact that he can counter attack any number of attackers? mmmmmmmm…. No
Is it the fact that he has a hidden blade up his sleeve that can dispatch any unsuspecting enemy? mmmmmmm… No
Is it that he can run across roof tops better than any Marvel or DC character and look better doing it? mmmmmmm… Nope not that either.
Is it that when people ask “Ninja or Pirates?” I will now say with a smile… Altair and know that it is true. Yep… that would be the reason that Altair… as they say… Rocks my Socks.
November 18th, 2007 at 8:52 am
dragfindel says:
altair is badass since he has the best from both worlds future and past.
November 18th, 2007 at 9:11 am
niels says:
Altair has no fear…
Altair is a assassin…
Altair is a (kind of) eagel…
Altair don’t like bad people , no you know what he does?
kill them whit no FEAR!!!!!!
November 18th, 2007 at 10:09 am
Oukami says:
Altair is the perfect assassin. he is swift, cunning, and acurate. Death no longer wears black…
November 18th, 2007 at 10:44 am
Joel Forest says:
ALTAIR LITTERALY ROCKS MY SOCKS!
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/jodude6/altairsocks.png
November 18th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Kaxen says:
Altair rocks my socks because he backs up his cocky attitude pretty well… and he possesses me to draw him
November 18th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Shawn says:
Altair is a bad ass because he has a cool white cloak, a hidden blade, and does leaps of faith.
November 18th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
bganhs says:
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Altair
Altair who?
Altair a hole your head with my hidden blade!
November 18th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Alex says:
Finger blade goes in
Brains come out
November 18th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Alex says:
Other then Master Chief, Altair is the only other game character I would have sex with =o
November 18th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Eric says:
Altair is what every gamer KNOWS they were in a past life. And want to be in this life, Unobtainable!
November 18th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Jonii says:
What do you get if you cross Altier with a bingie cord? My Ass.
November 18th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Spiderdog says:
During Play, my life ends.
Altair lives, bring death.
Only when all power stops.
Do we both true die, anon.
November 18th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
Marty McFly says:
Altair is so bad… he’ll put the Shogun of Harlem to shame! Who’s the Masta? Altair!
November 18th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
Duffdude56 says:
Altair doesn’t rock my socks, he rocks my cradle, because I’m his baby. little Ally, I cry and kill. Wah!
November 18th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Stash says:
Altaïr rocks my socks ’cause he makes Chuck Norris hide whimpering in the corner…and has a cool name
November 18th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
JustinCredible says:
Altair is one badass mer frigger, end of story. I would give my left nutt to have a hidden blade by my arm to secretly kill any asshole in my way lol.
You know what, I bet if he wanted to Altair can drown a fish. Thats how badass he is.
November 18th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
Hakola says:
Come on now? Who else practiced Parkour during the third crusade?
November 18th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
Jokon says:
The man likes his heights and any man that takes his ring finger to make a stealth kill, I don’t want to mess with.
November 18th, 2007 at 10:04 pm
Noah Simone says:
Altair is the new Chuck Norris, though he is long gone his uberness shall be remembered through days to come…
November 18th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
Desmond Miles Jr. says:
I was hooked when I picked up Assassin’s Creed and couldn’t put it down until I beat it. Great game!
November 18th, 2007 at 10:48 pm
Kim says:
Altaïr is simply the most energetic and realistic hero to date. He looks fierce, acts fierce but still is able to act like a common “nobody”
eep, 26 words.
November 19th, 2007 at 6:45 am
Zapages says:
Altair is the Prince of Assassins.
November 19th, 2007 at 8:41 am
b3anh3ad says:
altair has the best hidden blade ever! but it doesnt help when playing with ladies downstairs when it ejects accidently!
November 19th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Josh says:
Um, I Altair is cool?
November 19th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Erick Martinez says:
Altair is a cool character cause he wears a white robe, which almost no one can pull off; and his silent demeanour is more fearsome than any weapon.
November 19th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Adis says:
Altair makes jumping around like a hyperactive monkey in a banana-tree forest look bloody cool. How can that not rock anyone’s socks???
November 19th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
WarAnakin says:
During day, Altair walks and prays
He assasinates in different ways,
He jumps, throws, cuts
He simply, rocks your socks.
November 19th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
Cseven says:
Altair rocks my socks because:
guard attacks, altair counters *shortblade goes thorough top of skull comes out the bottom of jaw gets stuck* others run
November 19th, 2007 at 11:50 pm
Chad says:
Altair rocks mine(and the ladies socks) because he invented THE SHOCKER!!(think about it).
November 20th, 2007 at 12:11 am
ItsRedd says:
Altair Rocks my Socks because.. he’s as agile as an ADD monkey on acid!
Cool blog, btw.
I’ll be sure to come back, hehe.. ( And that’s not to ensure myself winning a t-shirt, because quite frankly.. a monkey on acid?? :-p )
November 20th, 2007 at 9:53 am
Aaron Sharpe says:
Altair rocks for two reasons:
1. He is so nimble and agile
2. He can do free running!
November 20th, 2007 at 10:38 am
Sam says:
Why Altaïr rocks my enemy’s socks when he falls from a building pounding the ground hard. Calling every gaurd in town make my target run away. Still kills 20 gaurds make it to the target kills him. Running like a fool to the bureau and still have time enough to rest in the nice pillows in the courtyard of the bureau. and to do so I had to steal my PS3 from my father because he took it from my :p now their’s an empty PS3 box standing in his room and he tinks my PS3 is still in their :p
November 20th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Rabbo says:
It’s the fact that he’s honoust, quick, agil and he’s using his brains.
He rocks (and sinks like one too)!
November 20th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
TheYar says:
Altair is rad when he climbs up those towers and makes a leap of faith can I has t-shirt plz?
November 20th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Kevin says:
Altair rocks my socks: because I would sh*t my pants if i seen him jump at me with his hidden blade!
November 20th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
Kevin says:
Woops! there more than one kevin in here I’m kevin J.
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up there
November 20th, 2007 at 9:26 pm
Dan says:
Altair rocks my socks because his master took his so he stole mine and then killed me.
November 20th, 2007 at 10:10 pm
Neofx says:
He is an Assassin…
Has very cool moves….
He is very athletic…
Do i need to say more?
November 21st, 2007 at 4:45 am
Grannd says:
Altaïr rocks me socks ‘coz he be the best and you 2 da best you giv me free t-shirt, yay.
(not my normal language, I talk Dutch usually).
November 21st, 2007 at 6:39 am
Simpleton says:
There aren’t a lot of assassins that fool guards by looking down, when you’re right IN FRONT OF THEM.
And that is why Altair rocks my socks.
November 21st, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Deyna says:
Altair assassinated me.
November 21st, 2007 at 4:57 pm
Alissa says:
He floats like a butterfly,
stings like a bee,
clad in white robes,
but he keeps ‘em clean.
November 21st, 2007 at 6:53 pm
Todd Knabusch says:
Altair rocks because he redefined the assassin: white and red—who’d have thought?! I wonder if he sleeps naked…
November 21st, 2007 at 9:58 pm
Lycan-Strife says:
Ever since I grew up… I wanted to be like Altaïr! Murder bad people and be a master in ballet! Fighting ballet that is!
Poetry in motion!!!
November 22nd, 2007 at 4:51 am
nunomi says:
PORTUGAL loves ALTAIR.he is amazing, if i could go to past, i wish to be on his creed =D
November 22nd, 2007 at 9:47 am
cmags says:
Altair rocks my socks because hes so bad ass guards attack him just for galloping in the countryside.
November 22nd, 2007 at 7:45 pm
Zain says:
Altair rocks my socks cause he put rocks in my socks
November 23rd, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Aless says:
altair is the most ninjarist guy ever with his secret blade he assassinates so sneakily (i want a shirt please!)
December 10th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
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